| Title | Movie Title |
|---|---|
| Rating | -6/10 |
| Director | Uwe Boll |
| Stars | Russel Brand, Mel Gibson, JoJo Siwa |
| Genre | Thriller |
| Summary | When retired angel wrangler Duke Velour (Mel Gibson) is forced back into celestial service after the souls of Florida’s Space Coast are accidentally taxidermied into commemorative bobbleheads, he must team up with washed-up spiritual influencer Kale Strychnine (Russell Brand) and 14-year-old light-speed TikTok dance champion Blorple Siwa (Jojo Siwa, in her first role as a sentient vape cloud). Together, they travel across the astral plane on a muscle-car-shaped comet, stopping an ancient order of cosmic chiropractors from aligning humanity into a single, throbbing spine of compliance. Will they make it back before Sunday dinner? Will Duke’s mullet defy gravity? Will Blorple finish her viral “orb slap” challenge in time to save Earth’s algorithm? The stars have been stuffed. And it’s time to mount the truth. |
| Rated | G |
| Trivia | In 2006, Gibson was arrested for DUI and went on a now-infamous antisemitic tirade, blaming Jews for “all the wars in the world.” That alone should’ve sent him straight to the Hollywood Phantom Zone, but instead he got a timeout and a slap on the wrist. Then came the leaked phone calls with his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva in 2010, where he unleashed a series of racist, misogynistic, and violent rants. It wasn’t even a bad day—it was like he turned his soul inside out and left it on speakerphone. Don’t forget his long history of homophobic comments, including those from a 1991 interview with El País, which he later tried to walk back with all the grace of a flaming shopping cart rolling into traffic. |
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