OKCOOGLE POST THIS T?O FACEBOK! me:, who keeps MOVING the decorative rock near the mailbox at Lot 18???? it faces SOUTH for a reason. !!!! I aligned it with my healing chakra from what that jenny craig said on operah…
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Freshwater Providers Fill The Gap Left By Medicaid Cuts
First it was orcas feeding humans. Now catfish are offering full health coverage—complete with koi-pays and swamp-wide networks. In Pleasure Bend, Louisiana, locals report being insured by whiskered providers who spit Medicaid cards and accept claims filed from active toilets. No one knows why. But everyone’s covered. Somehow.
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Mrs. Pickens’ Body Count
3rd Grade Art teacher roasts kids’ art
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Art Progress Report
Sir and/or Madam, your child presented a “tree” that looks like a crushed Smurf memorial. We’ve confiscated the blue crayons before Scott mistakes another for lunch.
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Gen X Sues Gen Z Over Dead, Unlicensed Gaze
In Humptulips, WA, Gen Xers are fuming over Gen Z’s “thousand-yard stare,” claiming it as…
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RIDERS OF ROGAINE MISTAKE GAP OF ROHAN FOR LUXURY FOLLICLE OUTLET
In a humorous take on Middle-earth, the newly rebranded Riders of Rogaine arrived at the…
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Waymo’s ‘Gaymo’ Pride Ride Kidnaps Drag Queen, Detours to Bible Belt
“It’s To Wong Fu meets Maximum Overdrive: Waymo’s rainbow-wrapped ‘Gaymo’ car locks a drag queen…
🤮 From the Gripevine
150 Spelling Errers Per Minute
the new smart speed-bump just emailed me a $20 over-walking ticket for strolling past at 4 mph. i wasn’t even in my car, so that’s entrapmint and phishing. city hall calls it a “pilot program,” which we all know means drone-surveilence. “liberty sleeps when asphalt spies,” — thomas…
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If I wanted to wade through a swamp every time I stepped outside, I’d move to Florida. This humidity is NOT “natural,” and I don’t care what the weather man (who is secretly the devil, I nseen it in the utube—someone’s…
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🪦 Gone but almost not forgotten
Those who have gone off to see the Jesus
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Snake-Eyes
Read more: Snake-EyesSeraphina “Snake-Eyes” Slithergood shed her final skin June 15th outside her Animal World and Snake Farm booth at the 69th annual Rotary Festival, when a rattlesnake demo turned into an impromptu bonfire. Locals recall her lecturing on how to train your snake to juggle—just before a horned viper unleash squirmed loose and bit her left…
PAROLE AND PASSION
Inmate and Dating Roster
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Read more: Salem “Hex Wrangler” Carnage
Busted for hawking Stetsons that mumble Toby Keith in reverse, Salem now wants a date nimble enough to tango with demons and burn it all to the ground—no squealing when the hat collects its…
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Read more: Cletus “Freedom Chow” McAllister
Case Number: D1X13-1776Name: Cletus “Freedom Chow” McAllisterAge: 46Height: 6′3″ (6′5″ when the mullet’s fluffed)Location: No Name, Colorado , EXIT 119CHARGED: Moonshine-powered lawnmower jump over a kiddie pool inside the Walmart garden center, live-streamed on…
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Read more: Tiffani-Bree Hollister
Nabbed (again) for peddling lavender-mint “Roll Tide Pods” as bite-size detox miracles outside Dollar General, Tiffani-Bree now wants a date who’ll babysit her harder than the toddler, cheer on her funeral TikTok dances, and…
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“Boggy Nights II: Slime and Punishment”
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Read more: “Boggy Nights II: Slime and Punishment”Reviewed by Chester “Movie Oracle” Darnell age 38, Residence 92nd St Hackneyville, Need 2 Know for State info, GOVERNMENT
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