OKAY SO WHOEVER IS RUNNIN A SECRET WINDMILL IN THEY YARD NEEDS TO STOP IT IMMEDIATELY
My sinusses are EXPLODING and my dog Darnell keeps barkin at SOMETHIN he can’t see, but FEELS. That’s ENERGY WAVES.
I looked it up on DuckDuckGo like a CHRISTIAN and it says windmills cause INTERNAL VIBRASHUNS. That’s SCIENCE.
Also sidenote, I KNOW y’all got somethin goin on at the community pool cause my cousin Rayleen’s eczema flared up AFTER THE WATER TOUCHED HER.
This town’s gone full soshalist and now we got air weapons and possessed chlorine.
If I get nosebleeds again I will CALL NEWSMAX.
God bless.

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