Placinda Faye Gutbucker

A spooky, gothic-style haunted house at night, surrounded by fog and darkness, creating an ominous atmosphere.

  • Case Number: 8675309
  • Name: Placinda Faye Gutbucker
  • Age: 34 (her contouring says 21, her parole officer says 46)
  • Height: 5’9” (7’12” when wearing her “court appearance” jackboot platforms with rhinestone spurs)
  • Location: Bee Lick, Kentucky
  • CHARGED: Apprehended behind the VFW Hall in possession of a magician’s rabbit wearing mesh panties. Witnesses claim she was bottle-feeding it Kentucky Blue Crystal so it could outrun the curs in the 43rd Annual Methadone Mile Mutt Sprints.
  • Marital Status: Thrice divorced, still emotionally married to Travis Tritt, physically involved with the drummer from her daughter’s praise-and-worship band.
  • Offspring: One human daughter named Kayleigh-Anne, plus a resin mold of Jesus that announces the weather.
  • Hobbies: Stabbing people at Waffle House with a glitter pen,. Caffeine.
  • Looking for: A man that breathes and has bail money.
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