To the guy who brought a Great Damn dog into the Piggly Wiggly wearing a “therapy” bib: You owe me new potatoes. That beast sneezed on my Yukon Golds IM ON BLOODRPRESSR MEDSIN AND THAT DOG GAVE ME HEART PROBLEM. REPORTED

The cat detective said pasta is SAFE but shrimp is NOT. WHY is a CAT doing more investigating than the GOVERNMENT???

why are they letting cats do INVESTIGATIONS now. this is what happens when you legalize MARIJUANA.

TIPICAL POLTISHIN ASLEEP WHEN 🇺🇸 AMERINCAS 🇺🇸 NEED HELP! HASHTAG STOPPOOPININMYYARD#

I TOLD yall about Joel Osteen already. Now Aunt Peepaw says it too. If you give him money your shrimp will MELT in the freezer.

Taylor FINALLY found her Boaz 🙌🙏. Bible says He who throws the pigskin will not be alone in wintertime (Deuteronomy 14:9). God bless this anointing union may she never cut her hair like britney.

Why is "The Law" telling us not to eat shrimp in ANY MONTH with a LETTER. Guess what honey every month has a letter. who votes these people in their so dum??

NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN. thai kids peeling shrimp with they BARE HANDS while OUR KIDS are in drag queen story hour. CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE.

brad, please deflate the 12-ft LED santa still chillin’ on your roof. my two-year-old thinks December rebooted and won’t go to daycare till she sees snow. seasonal gas-lighting ≠ Cristmas cheer. santa’s got till friday, then i’m reporting you for rooftop light pollution and unauthorized yuletide.

Cracklin barrel done changed the LOGO. was fine before but now it looks like a SATANIC QR CODE. no wonder the shrimp are mutating.