does anyone know WHO LEFT AN UNLABELED SALAD ON MY TRUCK?? i parked at the Sunoco for 11 minutes and came back to find a LOOSE COLESLAW on my tonneau cover. no lid. no note. just vibes. i don’t know if it’s a THREAT or an OFFERING. my wife says "just throw it out" but she don't understand the CODE. this is how the Amish declare war. “he who leaves the slaw shall reap the sauce” – Mark 12:17, somewhere near the back

It is 9:45 p.m. and children are STILL knocking on my door. I have WORK in the morning. Take your demon spawn and their Paw Patrol costumes back to your OWN block. No means no, and so does turning the porch light OFF, learn about CONSENT.

CONGRADULATIONS TAYLAR AND TRAVICE. BUT I JUST HOPE HE DONT LEAVE HER WHEN FOOTBALL GETS TOO HARD. IVE SEEN IT HAPPEN. MY COUSIN MARRIED A MAN WITH A BOAT. SAME THING.

SOME GENIUS DUMPED A COSTCO‐SIZE BAG OF CHIA SEADS ON MY FRONT YARD, NOW THE GRASS IS SPROUTIN’ FUR POM-POMS AND THE HOA CALLS IT “UNSANCTIONED TOPIARY.” THEY JUST INVOICED ME $300 FOR “FLORA DISORDER.” IF YOUR KID COMES HOME WITH GREEN KNEES OR YOU SPOT A TEEN SNAPCHATTING MY LAWN LIKE IT’S A PET, DM ME THE FOOTAGE—REWARD IS ONE (1) HALF-USED BAG OF KETO CHEESE-PUFFS. LOV america ADN G O D!

Saw on the facebook that Ezekial 23:20 is about the Donkeys at the border. Finalee PROOF from God "HIM"self that immigrants bringin in theeir BEASTALLYTEE. Say what you want but the Bible dont lie. Close the gate.

The cat detective said pasta is SAFE but shrimp is NOT. WHY is a CAT doing more investigating than the GOVERNMENT???

So mayor humboldt says RADIATION IS LOW?? tell that to my dog who glowed GREEN after licking the shrimp juice on the floor at walmart.

WHY IS THERE A BIRD WITH EYEBROWS WATCHING MY YARD CAM??? last night around 3:17am (god’s hour) i seen on my Ring Doorbell a bird (???) staring directly into the lens like it KNEW something. it had eyebrows. NOT feathers. actual brows. i rebuke it in the name of my cousin Daryl who’s a deputy part-time. if this is one of them ai delivery owls y’all keep whispering about i swear to g*d i will shoot my internet. plz advise. or pray. either/or.

there is a NEW BIRD in my side yard and it is NOT of the Lord. it squawked three times at 6:66am and which is the sound of the beasts…I went 2 the PigglyWiggle and bought some ezekial bread, then I threw a handful of that Ezekiel bread at it but it didn’t flee. just stared…like a demon would. I rebuke itand ORDER U TO LEAVE WHN U? SEE THIS, BIRD…. I also have an unspoken prayer request bout the state of chickfila lemonade

THE MOLD IN MY SHOWER JUST SPELLED “LEVITICUS.” jst like in the NT BIBLE AMERICAN STATNDARD VERSION I don’t mean figurative. I mean the spores physically etched it across the tile like it was on that sho the kids watch,, stagraner things. I been saying for months the mildew has a evil spiirt and y’all laughed. I will not be mocked, . this is acrime . This house was built on a cursed squirrel buria like in steven kings movies (the unchristian ones) l and I know it. anyway if you have a Bible verse to combat fungal messages plz share wash out for bill "GAY"tes. love god!