whoever keeps lettin their dog POOP on our plastic Halloween pumpkin (its JULY) needs to PRAY about what kind of legacy your leaving. that pumpkin is my sons security gourd and we are DO NOT2 wash it again. god bless and god help u.

Taylor FINALLY found her Boaz 🙌🙏. Bible says He who throws the pigskin will not be alone in wintertime (Deuteronomy 14:9). God bless this anointing union may she never cut her hair like britney.

does anyone know WHO LEFT AN UNLABELED SALAD ON MY TRUCK?? i parked at the Sunoco for 11 minutes and came back to find a LOOSE COLESLAW on my tonneau cover. no lid. no note. just vibes. i don’t know if it’s a THREAT or an OFFERING. my wife says "just throw it out" but she don't understand the CODE. this is how the Amish declare war. “he who leaves the slaw shall reap the sauce” – Mark 12:17, somewhere near the back

Saw on the facebook that Ezekial 23:20 is about the Donkeys at the border. Finalee PROOF from God "HIM"self that immigrants bringin in theeir BEASTALLYTEE. Say what you want but the Bible dont lie. Close the gate.

the new smart speed-bump just emailed me a $20 over-walking ticket for strolling past at 4 mph. i wasn’t even in my car, so that’s entrapmint and phishing. city hall calls it a “pilot program,” which we all know means drone-surveilence. “liberty sleeps when asphalt spies,” — thomas jefferson (beta).

The cat detective said pasta is SAFE but shrimp is NOT. WHY is a CAT doing more investigating than the GOVERNMENT???

seen 3 drones in the sky last nite around 2am above the Planet Fitness. i aint sayin nothin but they was movin in triangle formashun and our cat started yowlin in hebrew. just be safe out there and remembr Revelation says the beasts will fly with wings of metal. 🙏

THE MOLD IN MY SHOWER JUST SPELLED “LEVITICUS.” jst like in the NT BIBLE AMERICAN STATNDARD VERSION I don’t mean figurative. I mean the spores physically etched it across the tile like it was on that sho the kids watch,, stagraner things. I been saying for months the mildew has a evil spiirt and y’all laughed. I will not be mocked, . this is acrime . This house was built on a cursed squirrel buria like in steven kings movies (the unchristian ones) l and I know it. anyway if you have a Bible verse to combat fungal messages plz share wash out for bill "GAY"tes. love god!

To the guy who brought a Great Damn dog into the Piggly Wiggly wearing a “therapy” bib: You owe me new potatoes. That beast sneezed on my Yukon Golds IM ON BLOODRPRESSR MEDSIN AND THAT DOG GAVE ME HEART PROBLEM. REPORTED

To whoever is riding their GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ADULT SIZED BIG WHEEL down my street at 2:14 a.m. playing Pantera—I have prayed for your ankle bones. this is a CHRISTIAN neighborhood, not Daytona. and my chihuahua Clutch had a full cardiac event from the bassline. he’s a veteran. of what I’m not legally allowed to say but he’s seen things. Next time I catch you out there I will hose you with Febreeze and holy water in tandem.