this is not what you think it’s not
She painted frogs. The internet accused her of using AI. Now she’s lost her sponsors, her studio, and possibly her mind. But wait until you hear who actually painted the portraits… and what he lives inside.
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3rd Grade Art teacher roasts kids’ art
To the Responsible Parties Behind This Vehicular Atrocity, I regret to inform you that your child appears to have duct-taped a snow groomer to a sideways chainsaw and called it “finished.” This vehicle—if we dare call it that—looks like what happens when a Roomba watches…
Clark Rint, founder of breathable AI startup Ai.r, is currently being held in Orme County…
First it was orcas feeding humans. Now catfish are offering full health coverage—complete with koi-pays…
In Humptulips, WA, Gen Xers are fuming over Gen Z’s “thousand-yard stare,” claiming it as…
150 Spelling Errers Per Minute
OKCOOGLE POST THIS T?O FACEBOK! me:, who keeps MOVING the decorative rock near the mailbox at Lot 18???? it faces SOUTH for a reason. !!!! I aligned it with my healing chakra from what that jenny craig said on operah…
SOME GENIUS DUMPED A COSTCO‐SIZE BAG OF CHIA SEADS ON MY FRONT YARD, NOW THE GRASS IS SPROUTIN’ FUR POM-POMS AND THE HOA CALLS IT “UNSANCTIONED TOPIARY.” THEY JUST INVOICED ME $300 FOR “FLORA DISORDER.” IF YOUR KID COMES HOME WITH GREEN…
OK who the HELL put a USB stick in my lil free library??? my grandson thought it was a “mini bible” and now he knows about the dark net. I opened it and it’s just folders labeled “DO NOT OPEN,” “PIX,”…
Those who have gone off to see the Jesus
Seraphina “Snake-Eyes” Slithergood shed her final skin June 15th outside her Animal World and Snake Farm booth at the 69th annual Rotary Festival, when a rattlesnake demo turned into an impromptu bonfire.
Busted for hawking Stetsons that mumble Toby Keith in reverse, Salem now wants a date nimble enough to tango with demons and burn it all to the ground—no squealing when the hat collects its citrus…
Case Number: D1X13-1776Name: Cletus “Freedom Chow” McAllisterAge: 46Height: 6′3″ (6′5″ when the mullet’s fluffed)Location: No Name, Colorado , EXIT 119CHARGED: Moonshine-powered lawnmower jump over a kiddie pool inside the Walmart garden center, live-streamed on Facebook…
Nabbed (again) for peddling lavender-mint “Roll Tide Pods” as bite-size detox miracles outside Dollar General, Tiffani-Bree now wants a date who’ll babysit her harder than the toddler, cheer on her funeral TikTok dances, and ignore…
Masterpiece. Pure art. Cinema is reborn. When Stick whispered ‘I brought the big jug,’ I lost it. Nicole Eggert’s performance made my fillings vibrate. I’ve seen it 17 times and I just got a Dixon Cider tramp stamp. If you don’t like it, you hate joy and probably your own parents.
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