Forged in the kitchens of the First Age, the Unheard Sandwich was said to contain the Voice of Kings. Now, as dark forces rise in the condiment realms, only a reluctant deli clerk can decide if the sandwich will speak again.
| Title | Unheard Sandwich |
|---|---|
| Rating | 0/10 |
| Director | Phylicia Rashad |
| Stars | Dani Pudi, Danny Baonduce |
| Genre | Animation |
| Summary | Forged in the kitchens of the First Age, the Unheard Sandwich was said to contain the Voice of Kings. Now, as dark forces rise in the condiment realms, only a reluctant deli clerk can decide if the sandwich will speak again. |
| Rated | Unrated |
| Trivia | Danny Bonaduce refused to eat bread. He insisted on gluten-free pita throughout production, which forced reshoots because his “quest sandwich” kept changing shape between takes. |
| Reviews | |
| Lórien Times | “Truly, never has silence been so loud. Rashad has crafted an epic worthy of Rivendell’s archives. Four golden leaves out of four.” Lórien Times |
| Politico Review | “Only in America would we spend two hours arguing about whether a sandwich spoke or not, while the economy burns in the background. A masterpiece of distraction.” |
| Cornfield Cinema Blogspot | “I knew this deli. I ate at this deli. Never once did I expect the BLT to symbolize my divorce, the opioid crisis, and the price of gas. But here we are.” |
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