| Title | SLICK SADDLE: The Legend of Dixon Cider |
|---|---|
| Rating | 2/10 |
| Director | Tara Reid |
| Stars | Lou Diamond Phillips, Nicole Eggert |
| Genre | Romance |
| Summary | Ready for a night the whole family can swallow? Stick Saddle delivers a mouthful of laughs, plenty of slick moves, and a story so full of heart you’ll want seconds. Stick’s got his eye on Dixon Cider’s top prize, but first he’ll have to go head-to-head, face-to-face, and sometimes cheek-to-cheek with a crowd that just can’t keep their hands off his trophy. With back-to-back action, generous helpings, and a cast ready to give it all they’ve got, this movie brings a load of surprises in every seat. Bring your friends—let’s fill the house together! |
| Rated | PG-13 |
| Trivia | The soundtrack features 3 tracks by Nickelback, but they were reversed, slowed down, and fed through a blender full of pears to avoid copyright. |
| Reviews | |
| Bill "American" William | I FOUGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY SO MY GRANDKIDS COULD WATCH REAL MOVIES, NOT THIS GAY CIDER PORNOGRAPHY. BACK WHEN MOVIES WERE MEN, WE HAD CHARLTON HESTON AND COWBOYS WHO DIDN’T CRY AFTER DRINKING APPLE JUICE. NOW IT’S ALL LIMP-WRISTED STICK RIDERS TRYING TO WIN A GOLDEN BUTTPLUG. SHAME ON LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS. SHAME ON TARA REID. SHAME ON AMERICA. ALSO THE SOUND WAS TOO LOUD AND I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THE HORSE TALKED. NEGATIVE FOUR STARS AND I WANT MY TAPE BACK. ⭐☆☆☆☆ (“Wuzn’t even war-related.”) |
| ChristWarrior4U | I rebuke this film in the name of the Holy Spirit and also Ronald Reagan. It glorifies perversion, cider idolatry, and public expressions of fruity behavior. The character ‘Stick’ is clearly symbolic of the Antichrist’s staff, and Dixon Cider? Don’t think I don’t hear what you’re doing. I burned my television after this and now only stream Kirk Cameron. |
| StickRider_69xx | Masterpiece. Pure art. Cinema is reborn. When Stick whispered ‘I brought the big jug,’ I lost it. Nicole Eggert’s performance made my fillings vibrate. I’ve seen it 17 times and I just got a Dixon Cider tramp stamp. If you don’t like it, you hate joy and probably your own parents. |
