In a fearless and transformative performance, Paris Hilton leads a powerhouse ensemble in this haunting exploration of memory and space. Joined by Stacey Dash in her most nuanced role to date, and a raw, unflinching turn from Snooki, What the Floor Knows at Night is less a film than an experience — a meditation on silence, survival, and the weight of ordinary rooms.
| Title | What The Floor Knows At Night |
|---|---|
| Rating | 1/10 |
| Director | Jared Kushner and Sean Penn |
| Stars | Paris Hilton, Stacey Dash, Snooki |
| Genre | Comedy |
| Summary | In a fearless and transformative performance, Paris Hilton leads a powerhouse ensemble in this haunting exploration of memory and space. Joined by Stacey Dash in her most nuanced role to date, and a raw, unflinching turn from Snooki, What the Floor Knows at Night is less a film than an experience — a meditation on silence, survival, and the weight of ordinary rooms. |
| Rated | Unrated |
| Trivia | Snooki reportedly stayed drunk for the entire shoot. The producers said it was “a brave artistic choice” even though it wasn’t. |
| Reviews | |
| PatriotEagle1776 | “This film is WOKE GARBAGE. Three washed-up women whining about their FEELINGS while a floor ‘whispers’ to them? Sounds like Joe Biden’s America. Paris Hilton hasn’t worked a day in her life, Stacey Dash USED to be one of us until Hollywood poisoned her, and Snooki… don’t get me started. Floors should be walked on, not worshipped. MAGA.” |
| FeministFirebrand88 | “Do not be fooled — this is NOT feminist cinema. They marketed it as ‘three women reclaiming space,’ but it’s just three caricatures stumbling through male-directed trauma porn. A floor that ‘knows at night’? Please. My grandmother’s rug has more intersectional depth. Cancel Penn AND Kushner.” |
| HiltonHiveFan | I dont' know who needs to hear this but I’ve been waiting YEARS for Paris Hilton’s true dramatic debut, and this was everything. Stacey Dash proves she still has it, and Snooki BROUGHT THE RAW EMOTION I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED. Honestly, best movie of the decade. Oscars, here we come! |
