| Title | Boggy Nights II: Slime and Punishment |
|---|---|
| Rating | 10/10 |
| Director | Angler Lee |
| Stars | Idris Eelba, Lupita Newt-G’O, Awkwafina |
| Genre | Comedy |
| Summary | “Boggy Nights II: Slime and Punishment” picks up three toxic summers after the events of the original cult hit, when disgraced lounge singer Lorna Swamp (Lupita Newt-G’o) resurfaces at the Marshmallow Club, this time on parole and dripping with secrets. As bio-luminescent cocktails ignite the bayou’s nightlife, a turf war brews between amphibious influencers, freshwater crime families, and one DJ frog with a grudge and a dubstep remix of Psalm 23. Idris Eelba returns as ex-gator cop Slade Gilliam, now a disgraced monk running an illegal oxygen bar out of a boat. Awkwafina plays twin tadpole bounty hunters named Ree and ReeToo. When a synthetic algae bloom threatens to rewrite marsh-time itself, they must choose: evolve or dissolve. |
| Rated | Unrated |
| Trivia | Director Angler Lee refused to shoot above water for “empathic realism,” resulting in 43 ruined cameras, 19 staph infections, and one cursed Panasonic that now haunts a Red Lobster in Baton Rouge. |
| Reviews | |
| MovirOracleHardKor | I marched upstairs from the recalibrating of my surround-7.1 fort to Screen 3 at AMC Twin Pines, ready to show th3 Hollywood 3Li7E (that’s alite 4 u normies) how sequel’s are suppose to work. What ya’ll delivered is a rediculous glow-goo circus that forgets it’s own rules faster then DUMBHED Earl forgets whose turn it is to by pizza rolls. Director Angler Lee drops words like inter-amphibic singularitee (doesnt exist on darkw3b(the 3 is an E to hide from the algorithim), like he invented quantum fisheries, when I literally posted that phrase last week on my Letterboxd (reciepts are in the screenshot’s, don’t’ @ me)…. They are not Ai’d either! 1.) First scene Idris Eelba ignites bio-luminesent vodka cause “the marsh is hyper oxygenated”. Four minutes later Lupita Newt-g’o is chain smokin right beside the same barrels and everything stays un-kaboom. That’s what us sciense pro’s call a logic vacume. Fix your continuity Angler, or hire me, I ca’nt keep offering genius advice for free. Visual Efecks Whole movie looks like it was rendered on my retired Dreamcast, the one I keep next to the de-humidifier cause condensation’s a killer. There’s a three minute tracking shot of a CGI frog DJ scratchin records where the stylus never even meets the vinyl. If our church youth-lock-in tech faked it that bad I’d revoke his Kool-Aid privileges, and I run the projector ministry so I can. Story & Dialog Script pretends it’s Dostoyevski in waders, lands closer to Goosebumps FanFic. Everyone monolog’s about sins and punishment like freshmen that just discovered “existenshul dread” in Philosophy-101. By the “Gator Gala” finale I’m deciding whether to laugh, face-desk, or email MIT’s Cinematic Physics Dept with a formal complaint (I already drafted the subject line). Soundtrak Synthwave theme “slaps” once but they “loop “ it nine time’s through the credit’s. Ya’ll ever heard of variation? Credit’s rolled longer then my last speed-run of Ocarina, and that took forty-six minutes flat. Teknical Nitpiks • Color grade dives below 240p gamma. My Roku knows better. • Lens choice. Looks like they used the blurry ones. You’d get cleaner boker on Mom’s Galaxy S8 if you toggled “pro mode.” • Slime viscosity changes every scene. Did your props team even PH-test, I do that daily in the koi tub behind the dryer vent. Final Verdick Sludge over substance. When the smell of stale popcorn followed me back to the basement I realized I still smelled better then the film’s editing workflow. I’m disinfecting my Blu-ray shelf and rewatching The Wrath of Khan, the rare Betamax cut yeah that ‘s right. The one and only beta, max. One star for this movie, do better hollly”Wood”., |
| VETTE4JESUS | WASN’T NO “NIGHT” IN THIS AT ALL—JUST A BUNCHA GREEN TRASH FLOATIN ROUND! IDRIS EELBA USED TO BE A MAN’S MAN NOW HE’S KISSIN NEWTS & GIVIN SPEECHES ‘BOUT SWAMP EQUALITY. WHEN I WAS IN NAM WE DIDN’T HAVE CGI, WE HAD REAL MUD. I PAID $14.99 TO WATCH A CARTOON DO A FUNK DANCE WITH A FLY. WHO DO I CALL FOR A REFUND, THE EPA??? |
| LOOKIN4HOTCHRISTANGIRLZ | The film says it’s about punishment, but nobody repents. There’s a scene where Awkwafina baptizes herself in slime “for the content” while vaping essential oils shaped like tiny Buddhas. I prayed through the credits. Felt convicted when the frog DJ dropped that remix of Amazing Grace, but then he twerked. Gave it one extra star because at least the frogs wore pants. |
