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Taylor FINALLY found her Boaz 🙌🙏. Bible says He who throws the pigskin will not be alone in wintertime (Deuteronomy 14:9). God bless this anointing union may she never cut her hair like britney.
When you stare at the new CRACKER BARREL LOGO you start liking GAVIN NEWSOM. that ain’t just gay that’s CALIFORNIA gay. pray for this nation.
Back in my day we got 1 dumdum sucker and a pencil from the dentist and we were THANKFUL. Now kids expect KitKats the size of a Bible and their parents venmo tips. What’s next, health insurance for fun size Snickers?
OKAY SO WHOEVER IS RUNNIN A SECRET WINDMILL IN THEY YARD NEEDS TO STOP IT IMMEDIATELY My sinusses are EXPLODING and my dog Darnell keeps barkin at SOMETHIN he can’t see, but FEELS. That’s ENERGY WAVES. I looked it up on DuckDuckGo like a CHRISTIAN and it says windmills cause INTERNAL VIBRASHUNS. That’s SCIENCE. Also sidenote, I KNOW y’all got somethin goin on at the community pool cause my cousin Rayleen’s eczema flared up AFTER THE WATER TOUCHED HER. This town’s gone full soshalist and now we got air weapons and possessed chlorine. If I get nosebleeds again I will CALL NEWSMAX. God bless. "If you can’t hear the truth, turn up your ears." – Abraham Lincoln, Duck Dynasty
SO SICK of yall turning HALLOWeen into a Las Vegas satan festival. I counted SIXTEEN inflatables on one yard—there’s a dragon, 2 skeletons bigger than my trailer, and one spider that TRIGGERED my PTSD from when I went to the Rainforest Café in 1997.
in my day we had real couples like kurt & courtney or pam & tommy not this NFL PR stunt crap. yall “swifties” will eat it up til the divorce drops and you’ll buy that album too. congrats i guess lol.
Cracklin barrel done changed the LOGO. was fine before but now it looks like a SATANIC QR CODE. no wonder the shrimp are mutating.
To whoever is riding their GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ADULT SIZED BIG WHEEL down my street at 2:14 a.m. playing Pantera—I have prayed for your ankle bones. this is a CHRISTIAN neighborhood, not Daytona. and my chihuahua Clutch had a full cardiac event from the bassline. he’s a veteran. of what I’m not legally allowed to say but he’s seen things. Next time I catch you out there I will hose you with Febreeze and holy water in tandem.
DONO'T EAT NO SHRIMP NOMORE. my cousin ate 3 popcorn ones at walmart buffet and now hes speaking in PRAWNOUNS!!!. this is how they get ya.
WHY IS THERE A BIRD WITH EYEBROWS WATCHING MY YARD CAM??? last night around 3:17am (god’s hour) i seen on my Ring Doorbell a bird (???) staring directly into the lens like it KNEW something. it had eyebrows. NOT feathers. actual brows. i rebuke it in the name of my cousin Daryl who’s a deputy part-time. if this is one of them ai delivery owls y’all keep whispering about i swear to g*d i will shoot my internet. plz advise. or pray. either/or.