me:, who keeps MOVING the decorative rock near the mailbox at Lot 18???? it faces SOUTH for a reason. !!!! I aligned it with my healing chakra from what that jenny craig said on operah w… and now it’s crooked and I haven’t slept in 3 nights again!. this is domestrixc TERRORISM. I COMMNAND IN NAME OF landLORD THAT U FIX IT,
Must be 7 in dog years to enter ( or 200 to 500 in Greenland Shark Years)
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Her first big break came not with Pillow Sins but at the Speedee Mart in Spencer, Nebraska, where she learned the art of restocking Slim Jims and dodging men who thought “goth” meant “up for grabs.” With enough shifts mislabeled as “part time,” she scraped together $74.99 for a Glamour Shots session at the Norfolk…
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She took a vow early—not of silence but of service—and became a chaplain aboard a naval vessel full of seamen. For decades she gave sermons in the stern and counsel in the bow, before realizing that her pension would barely buy enough Vienna sausages to last a season
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Misty Muffington (born Mistella Jean Muffington) first took her breaths in the back of a borrowed El Camino during the Possum Trot County Pig Roast of 1977. Legend has it her first cry synced perfectly with a fiddle solo of “Rocky Top,” ensuring her future as a local folk tale wrapped in hosiery.
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“Do You Buy Your Pants on Sale? ‘Cause At My House, They’d Be 100% Off!” – Brad “Lone Shark” Fruitdale,…
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Blind bathroom sprint ends in splash damage The Gulf was out. John insists the ocean is filled with “homosexuwhales” that’ll…
