Beware Of The Lone Shark

"Do You Buy Your Pants on Sale? 'Cause At My House, They'd Be 100% Off!" – Brad "Lone Shark" Fruitdale, Hiltonia, Ga

Article written and illustrated by Scott Thigpen

A silhouette of a man standing on a beach during sunset, with an orange sky and calm ocean in the background.

“Do You Buy Your Pants on Sale? ‘Cause At My House, They’d Be 100% Off!” – Brad “Lone Shark” Fruitdale, Hiltonia, Ga

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