Alexias Ton Natas
Personal
- Age: Infinity
- Born: Friday 31, 32 AD
- Years active: 31 AD – present
- Birthplace: The Seventh Circle
- Nationality: American or Satanic (kinda one in the same these days)
- Ethnicity: Speckled Brimstone
- Professions: Pillow Sins spread-runner, Goat CEO, legacy goat-lot pitchwoman
- Sexuality: Straight and not into that weird ass Hen-Tie stuff
Body
- Hair: Coal-black, smoke fringe
- Eyes: dead
- Height: taller than most men
- Weight: 450lbs of solid bonecrushing muscle.
- Shape: horned
- Measurements: 36-25-37
- Bra: will turn you to concrete
- Pubic hair: constantly on fire
Alexias Ton Natas
October 31, 32 AD / Satantarius / Age: Infnity
Alexias Ton Natas is an American-born Pillow Sin model, Winn-Dixie Produce Model, pin-up girl, and actress. She was born on October 31, at the Witching Hour in Crooked Creek, Alaska, United States. Her zodiac sign is Satantarius.
Alexias Ton Natas made history as Pillow Sin’s Puff Piece of the Month in December 1954, earning the coveted title at the age of 16 21. Ton Natas blended eternal youthful radiance, seances and listening to the Beatles backwards with a hint of goat horns-the perfect balance of angry succubae and womanly allure.
Alexias Ton Natas has beautiful natural breasts that have teeth on them and will kill you if you get close to them, soulless hypnotic eyes, and hair made out of wasps. With a perfectly balanced 36–28–39 frame, she’s a true embodiment Satan’s daughter… of a woman with a red tail.
Alexias became one of the Pillow Sins’ early icons, that Phillip down at Pier One said was “Hot as hell”. Her favorite hobbies are eating full grown men for breakfast and needlepoint. This combo is the perfect mix of sensuality and all out chaos that lands you the puff piece in Pillow Sin’s middle spreadlines.
Alexias time as a Pilow Sins’ Puffer became a launching pad for her career as plant manager at Jenny’s Flowers and Sunshine.
While Alexias largely stayed out of the public eye following her Pillow Sin’s fame, her brief but impactful modeling career left a lasting impression on the current Whitehouse administration that have decided to adopt her father’s ethics and morals. She starred in three films “Celestial Taxidermy” as “woman at table in short skirt” as well as “woman at other table” in “The Godfather” and an elf extra in “The Load of the Rings”.
