Tina Wanks

Tina Wanks — cover

Profile

  • Hair: Jet-black hangar-door bangs—drops hard, seals tight
  • Eyes: Used-motor-oil amber, half-lidded since ’72
  • Height: 5 ft 9 in (175 cm)
  • Weight: 117 lb (53 kg)
  • Frame: Long & lean like a pit-stop torque wrench
  • Measurements: 37–23–36 in
  • Bra/Cup: 34C (band = 29 in ≈ 73.66 cm—coincidence catalogued)
  • Original Parts: Factory stock, minor chrome
  • Landscaping: “Native prairie—left intentionally wild”

Details

  • Stage Name: Delta “Dipstick” VeeActual Age: 84 years young (photo shot Spring ’61)Born: Monday 27 October 1941Years Active: 1958–1976 (18 tours around the sun + 7&3 leap-frogs in the dark)Birthplace: Greasewood, Oklahoma – population: 812 if you count the straysNationality / Ethnicity: American, Caucasian—self-styled “Cold-War Cosmo-chic” (she borrowed the space-age look, never the language)Professions: Pump-jockey, Pillow Sins model, late-night infomercial “Zero-G Body-Suit” demonstratorSexuality: “Straight-line trajectory with occasional re-entry burns”Guiding Quote: “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” – Dan Quayle

Pillow sins model: Tina Wanks

Wanks is an American Pillow Sins ™️ actress. She is best known for performing with Thigh and Mighty Productions under the SWILF (Step Witch I’d like to…)

She is described by incels in basements everywhere as “Other guys see the cleavage. I see the soul beneath it…And also the cleavage,.” Wanks was born Wina Tanks on September 16, 1920, in Owl Ranch, Texas, lot 42 near Darryl’s Meats & More (But Mostly Meats).  Wanks grew up primarily in Los Veteranos II, Texas. She’s of Retro-Gatorade and Etsy descent.  Both of her parents are Lower Alabamian and while she was born in the south, she says she’s American by the “Grace of God” as a nationality. She speaks fluent English, some Spanish, and a couple of words in Germish. Wanks identified as a wooden log truck during high school.

At the age of eighteen, she began her career as a model at Darryl’s Meats & More (But Mostly Meats) , and in 1972 she appeared in Pillow Sins Magazine under the fake name, “Not-Tina Wanks.” She started modeling in her nethers in 1973. Wanks then moved into the Adult Instructional Videos Film doing solo and sofa-on-girl films. She has a Masters in Rocket Science and likes to do Wordle with no pants on.

Since entering the Adult Instructional film industry in 1973, Wanks has performed in close to 20,000 film/video titles for several top production companies such as “Pillow Sins Productions” and “The Jerk Jeep” series. Wanks was nominated for five AVN Awards in SWILF/Cougar/Freestyle Jazz Category and was almost nominated for Middle Management Maiden of the Year 74.

Tina is 1,371.6 millimeters  tall and has salt and pepper hair and has Hypertelorism-bedroom eyes. She had nipple repositioning augmentation in 1997. She and her three husbands have two children and a cat named Vijayjay Williams. She is one of the top Adult Instructional Video Actresses in Los Veteranos I, Texas (Not to be confused with Los Veteranos II where she grew up).

She is also known as Tina Wankzz, Tina Tuggit, Tina Dolphin Flogger, Tina Milk-The-Sadness-Goat and Flanch.

Filmography

  • Field of Creams
  • The Hung Games
  • Shindler’s Lust
  • Driving Miss Daisy Fucking Crazy
  • Backdoor to the Future
  • The Da Vinci Chode
  • Ocean’s 69
  • The Bone Ranger
  • Missionary: Impossible
  • Honey, I Blew Everybody
  • The Princess Ride
  • The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Butt
  • Thigh Hard
  • Men in Back
  • The Lord of the G-Strings
  • Spider-Man: No Way Ho
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Member
  • The Loin King

Tina Wanks is an avid Nordic Walker and has her own line of designer Talcum Powder