HEY FOLKS, WHOEVER’S DRONE LANDED IN MY BIRD BATH LAST NIGHT LEFT A BLINKIN’ RED EYE STARIN’ INTO MY BEDROOM, DURIN PILLOW TALK TIME WITH THE OLD LADY. NOW THE RUSSIANS DONE KNOWN WE WAS BUMPIN UGLIES NOW FOR THE WOLRD 2 C!

THESE SWIFTYS NEED TO CALM DOWN. I HEARD THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED ON A BARGE FUNDED BY OUR TAX DOLLERS. IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A RINGTONE ON IT. – MARTHA WASHINGTON, GETTYSBURG ADDRESS.

our 2012 Ford Escape (sports xt version with upgraades…) got egged again and i KNOW it’s because of the bumper sticker that says “we trust in Dr. Phil.” grow up. y’all scream about free speech until it’s time to respect alternative doctors. this is targeted. this is liberalism. this is egg hate crime. if anyone seen a group of LIBARAL teens carrying what appeared to be an egg from Winn Dixie, inbox us. Immediate!!!! we are scared but also open to reconciliation if you apologize via TikTok duet. anyways, here's a picture fo breakfast

THE MOLD IN MY SHOWER JUST SPELLED “LEVITICUS.” jst like in the NT BIBLE AMERICAN STATNDARD VERSION I don’t mean figurative. I mean the spores physically etched it across the tile like it was on that sho the kids watch,, stagraner things. I been saying for months the mildew has a evil spiirt and y’all laughed. I will not be mocked, . this is acrime . This house was built on a cursed squirrel buria like in steven kings movies (the unchristian ones) l and I know it. anyway if you have a Bible verse to combat fungal messages plz share wash out for bill "GAY"tes. love god!

HALLOWeen is a high holy day for WICCANS and LIBERALS. Candy corn is a gateway to SATAN. Ezekiel 23:20 warns of donkeys, and guess what, that’s the Democrat mascot. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

ATTN: THE NEIGHBOR KID’S OBOE PRACTICE AT 1 P.M. MADE MY ALEXA ACCIDENTALLY ORDER A CASE OF ADULT DIAPERS AND A SUBSCRIPTION TO “MID-LIFE CROSSFIT,” NOW MY CREDIT CARD’S MAXD OUT AND MY PHUB SUBSKIRPTION IS gone!

Saw on the facebook that Ezekial 23:20 is about the Donkeys at the border. Finalee PROOF from God "HIM"self that immigrants bringin in theeir BEASTALLYTEE. Say what you want but the Bible dont lie. Close the gate.

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE. THIS “ENGAGEMENT” IS JUST A DISTRACTION SO THE GOVRMNT CAN SWITCH ALL OUR LIGHTBULBS TO CHINESE MOON BULBS. TRAVIS DONT EVEN EXIST, HE’S A HOLOGRAM FROM THE CLINTON FOUNDATION.

Why is "The Law" telling us not to eat shrimp in ANY MONTH with a LETTER. Guess what honey every month has a letter. who votes these people in their so dum??

im not tryna start drama but SOMEONE on this street is puttin vibrating lawn stones near my garden angels and its makin my husband horny in his sleep. i rebuke this new age witchery. also who has a coupon for Tractor Supply.