in my day we had real couples like kurt & courtney or pam & tommy not this NFL PR stunt crap. yall “swifties” will eat it up til the divorce drops and you’ll buy that album too. congrats i guess lol.

seen 3 drones in the sky last nite around 2am above the Planet Fitness. i aint sayin nothin but they was movin in triangle formashun and our cat started yowlin in hebrew. just be safe out there and remembr Revelation says the beasts will fly with wings of metal. 🙏

OKCOOGLE POST THIS T?O FACEBOK! me:, who keeps MOVING the decorative rock near the mailbox at Lot 18???? it faces SOUTH for a reason. !!!! I aligned it with my healing chakra from what that jenny craig said on operah w… and now it’s crooked and I haven’t slept in 3 nights again!. this is domestrixc TERRORISM. I COMMNAND IN NAME OF landLORD THAT U FIX IT,

Why does everybody decorate a month early??? I drove home from Dollar General and thought the rapture hit cause every lawn got ghosts and skeletons already. ITS SEPTEMBER. Can’t yall let Labor Day COOL OFF before u summon demons???

our 2012 Ford Escape (sports xt version with upgraades…) got egged again and i KNOW it’s because of the bumper sticker that says “we trust in Dr. Phil.” grow up. y’all scream about free speech until it’s time to respect alternative doctors. this is targeted. this is liberalism. this is egg hate crime. if anyone seen a group of LIBARAL teens carrying what appeared to be an egg from Winn Dixie, inbox us. Immediate!!!! we are scared but also open to reconciliation if you apologize via TikTok duet. anyways, here's a picture fo breakfast

When you stare at the new CRACKER BARREL LOGO you start liking GAVIN NEWSOM. that ain’t just gay that’s CALIFORNIA gay. pray for this nation.

NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN. thai kids peeling shrimp with they BARE HANDS while OUR KIDS are in drag queen story hour. CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE.

My yard has 72 animatronics, 9 fog machines, and a blood fountain synced to the Stranger Things soundtrack. If your toddler cries that’s YOUR fault for not teaching courage. This is AMERICA and I will exercise my right to traumatize.

So mayor humboldt says RADIATION IS LOW?? tell that to my dog who glowed GREEN after licking the shrimp juice on the floor at walmart.

there is a NEW BIRD in my side yard and it is NOT of the Lord. it squawked three times at 6:66am and which is the sound of the beasts…I went 2 the PigglyWiggle and bought some ezekial bread, then I threw a handful of that Ezekiel bread at it but it didn’t flee. just stared…like a demon would. I rebuke itand ORDER U TO LEAVE WHN U? SEE THIS, BIRD…. I also have an unspoken prayer request bout the state of chickfila lemonade